timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

notcanonyet:

I demand an answer.

opticalparadox:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

imperialdalek:

tentacles-conquering-outer-space:

imperialdalek:

susanandherworld:

witchyredhead:

The Beginning.

Everything about this blew my mind.

The First Doctor meets Clara.

To be honest I wasn’t sure I liked this bit, it didn’t really make sense next to when the tardis said that she stole herself a timelord. (Which was one of my favourite lines, in one of my favourite episodes of doctor who). 

True.

He could’ve told Clara to piss off though. Which One’s known for.

The G.I. rewrote the Doctors timeline. He made the Doctor chose the wrong Tardis. Clara just puts it right again. She knows Sexy has chosen the Doctor, so basically nothing really changed. The Tardis still “stole” the Doctor.

^^^^^^^^^^

thorki-hiddlesworth:

another rousing game of ‘were you in my brother or was my brother in you?’

colonelhathi:

• japan ≠ korea ≠ china
• pakistan is not in the middle east
• most muslims aren’t arabs
• geishas are not prostitutes
• mexico is a very small part of latin america
• there are 54 countries in africa
• china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey

Reasons to Watch Supernatural: the entire show is on crack

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

Ten + Hair Porn

stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

blaineys:

caffeinatedqueer:

consultingt-rex:

braangster:

what if i did my homework in Circular Gallifreyan

what if i did my homework

what if i did a Gallifreyan